Contact Me

Email: michael@mjyew.xyz
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If you don't get a reply within a day, check your spam folder as my TLD (.xyz) is classified as spam by most popular email providers. It's best if you just send an SMS.

Mobile: 04 5555 4597
SMS preferred, as I might be working.

Enquiries

For quotes on knife sharpening and repair services, do include the following information (and any other relevant information):

I'm also happy to provide free consultation on anything else that you think I can help with.

I will try my best to respond to knife sharpening enquiries within 1-2 days. If you don't get a reply within 1-2 days, check your spam folder. Other enquiries might take longer for me to get back to, depending on my current workload. Please understand.

Also, please ensure that your questions fall somewhat within my areas of expertise. I can't possibly tell you how to perform aerodynamic shape optimisation on your new yacht design, or how to develop a model for predicting the magnitude of stress on submarine pipelines caused by storm waves and currents. I am a knife sharpener, not a goddamn engineer.

Feedback

Did I confer your knives the ability to cut through the fabric of space and time? Or did I mess them up big time? Do tell me about your experience with my knife sharpening service. Your feedback is always highly appreciated, as it is what drives me to improve.

You may also leave feedback on things unrelated to knife sharpening. For example, you could let me know if you have any ideas on improving my website design.

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